- St. Ambrose, Patron Saint of Beekeepers
- St. Martin of Tours, Patron Saint of Geese
- St. Vitus, Patron Saint of Oversleeping
- St. Caedwalla of Wessex, Patron Saint of Serial Killers
- St. Drogo, Patron Saint of Ugly People
But wait, there’s more. You can also sign up for Relevant’s Great Saint Off and name a celebrity saint (assuming one of today’s celebrities was given such an honor). My favorite so far is, “Saint T. He pities all fools.” Or, I invite you to name your own fictional saint on this blog – be it yourself, a celebrity, or someone else you know (without offending, of course). Get your saint on, people!