Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Warning: A post about boogers
What really sold me on this was the funniest Amazon.com product review I’ve ever read. Or, maybe it was only funny to me because it came at a time where I was the completely delirious and sleep deprived mother of a newborn. I’ll let you be the judge, because I’m sharing it here. Enjoy!
Read the full product review
And if you’re not one to click on the link, here are a few of my favorite highlights:
“my wife has tiny nostrils. i can't fit any of my fingers in her nose...it's amazing she can breathe through her nose at all. consequently, our son is also lacking in the nostril-diameter department”
“we even tried a fancy battery powered nose vacuum that made a whirring sound but produced nary a single lump of green gold.”
“if i was a professional booger sucker...and it was my job to suck the snot out of noses 8 hours a day, i would insist on using this thing. but i would want a longer tube, and a holster.”